This past weekend was Stephanie’s birthday so I went out and bought her a bottle of champagne to go with her chocolates and roses. I buy champagne from time to time and thought I could share some pointers to make it easier on everyone out there.
First, if you are trying to impress someone make sure the bottle is actaully from the Champagne region of France. There might be some great sparkling wines made in other parts of the world, but unless you are a wine snob and are trying to impress another wine snob don’t waste your time trying to find them. Actual champagne is impressive for a lot of reasons, one of which is the romantic idea of champagne.
Second, this is going to be expensive. You don’t have to take out a loan to get good champagne but you are going to be spending something in the range of $30-50 for a bottle. It really is worth the money. The difference between a cheap sparkling wine from california and even a bottom of the line bottle from Verve Cliquot is incredible. Remember, you are trying to impress someone here.
Third, ask the salesguy for help. Go to a good liquor or wine store and ask for help. If the guy doesn’t seem like he knows what he is talking about find someone else. Trust in experts. There are a lot of choices here ranging from $30 - $300 — you need someone to help you figure this all out.
Forth, use decent glasses. A set of nice champagne flutes is ideal. If you really want to impress swing buy target and pick up some Riedel glasses. It will set you back about $40 but they are real crystal and are very nice. Lacking that, I have drank a lot of champagne out of simple wine glasses. This is fine.
Fifth, know what some of the strange words mean. From dry to sweet there are: Brut Absolut, Brut, Extra-Dry, Sec, Demi-Sec and Doux. I think that I have only ever seen Brut, Extra-Dry, and Demi-Sec at my wine store. A Rose (there should be a decoration above that ‘e’) is, well, pink champagne. These tend to be a bit more expensive than thier non-rose equivelent, but are supposed to be very flavourful. Crystal means that it comes in an actual crystal bottle. Think big money for the real stuff.
Finally a bit about vintages. Almost all champagne that is within a reasonable price range is labled NV. This means no vintage. France is kind of crazy about vintage champagne and a lot of years there will not be any vintage bottles made. The year has to be special. In wine talk, anytime someone mentions that a year was special think big money. I have never had a vintage bottle. My liquor store currently has some bottles of 1999 Moet and Chandon Brut Imperial for about $80 so I have been toying with the idea of trying it out.
The important thing to remember with champagne is that you are trying to impress someone. People, generally, are not impressed when you try to be a cheap dork. I haven’t bought enough champagne to make detailed recommendations, but I can tell you what I have bought or would buy in the future.
1. Verve Cliquot Yellow Label ($30) — This is actually very good and cheap.
2. Moet and Chandon Nector Imperial ($50) — This is an incredible demi-sec. This is as sweet of a champagne as you are likely to find.
3. Moet and Chandon Brute Imperial Rose ($65) — This is sitting in my fridge at home waiting to be drunk. This is supposed to be an incredible wine so I will let you know what I think.
4. Perrier Jouet Fleur de Champagne ($130) — You have probably seen this bottle before. It is the one with the flowers painted all over it. I don’t know how it tastes, but it would make a very impressive presentation.
5. Dom Perignon ($100+) — This is what everyone thinks of when they think of fancy champagne. I haven’t had any Dom, but again this would make for a very impressive presentation because of the name recognition.
However, don’t let those expensive bottles scare you away. You really can get some very good champage for around $30-40. Think Verve Cliquot Yellow Label, Moet and Chandon White Star, or Mumm Brut Cordon Rouge. Most of my friends think of that stuff that is used to toast at weddings as champagne. You know that yeasty tasting, nasty cheap california sparkling wine you can get for $8 a bottle. That is a far, far cry from even cheap real champagne.
Trust me on this one, it is impressive.
gnubbs
[Update on 1/24 to add] Stephanie and I drank the Moet Chandon Brut Imperial Rose this weekend and it was very, very good. A little bit citrus at first, then strong berry flavor. You could drink it and tell me that it tastes like fish, but that is what it tastes like to me. I would take this over Moet Chandon Nectar Imperial, but Stephanie prefers the sweetness of the demi-sec.